I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom

  • Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
  • Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
  • Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
  • Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
  1. hotaru101 reblogged this from mo-choi
  2. cat-in-the-moon reblogged this from theotomewriter
  3. mo-choi reblogged this from theotomewriter
  4. mousylittlepipsqueak reblogged this from theotomewriter
  5. theotomewriter reblogged this from myfrozensanctuary
  6. silverrdisguise reblogged this from liquoz
  7. mansfieldhornets reblogged this from myfrozensanctuary
  8. myfrozensanctuary reblogged this from mymostpreciousking
  9. amberdreamsoftomorrow reblogged this from jessiiieepoohh
  10. luxvin reblogged this from spookiminaj
  11. videogamezmasterz reblogged this from saturnorbitsuranus
  12. psydic reblogged this from twobirdlegs
  13. twobirdlegs reblogged this from solightemup
  14. dungeonsanddoughnuts reblogged this from solightemup
  15. agtheglassmonkey reblogged this from solightemup
  16. solightemup reblogged this from vais-cheekbones
  17. not-your-average-lannister reblogged this from vais-cheekbones
  18. larrystylincestisnotokay reblogged this from demonbloodandstolengrace
  19. demonbloodandstolengrace reblogged this from thesegreatandterriblemoments
  20. psigopaat reblogged this from jamesguesswhat
  21. chrissobrrien reblogged this from jamesguesswhat
  22. jamesguesswhat reblogged this from herecomesforeverjames
  23. herecomesforeverjames reblogged this from jbtrcovergirl
  24. wickedcherryblossoms reblogged this from devilsarms